Big man...

... not as in:

A Scottish novel, frae Scotland, made wi'girders, aboot Glasgae etc etc.

But, rather:

Hairy Pierre, unwashed, big fisted, sunburnt, small time smuggler, soon to be big time hero (if the Anglo-Saxons would just get a move on with the Second Front).

And:

Gaston de Chretian, one time noviciate turned Royalist fanatic.

But wait, the English intervene:

with an inappropriate (certainly not PC) song by a limp wristed fellow in a silk dressing gown.

Ah, it is but a ruse:

Yes! We are talking Too Fat Lardies and:

the stage is set.

To be continued...